Drama CD.01 Everyone Has Different Tastes

Drama CD.01 Everyone Has Different Tastes
Bonus For	RobiHachi Season One Volume One
Kana	ドラマCD① 人の好みは千差万別
Romaji	DoramaCD① Hito no Konomi wa Sensabanbetsu
English	Drama CD 1 Everyone Has Different Tastes
Characters	JPS-19 (Ikku) Hatchi Kita Robby Yarge Miss Glamorous (mentioned) Gras Allo Yang
Cast	Daisuke Sakaguchi Keisuke Koumoto Kazuya Nakai Shinnosuke Tokudome Subaru Kimura Tomokazu Sugita
Length	20:06
Link to Audio Source	Internet Archive

Drama CD 1 Everyone Has Different Tastes (ドラマCD① 人の好みは千差万別, DoramaCD① Hito no Konomi wa Sensabanbetsu) was released with RobiHachi Season One Volume One as a Canime bonus.

Summary

Having departed from Mars, Hatchi tries to take a shower, but his plan is thwarted by a rather concerning discovery and, in addition, a lack of an acceptable bathing towel. Meanwhile, Yang, Allo and Gras fly towards Mars to capture Robby there.

Space

Nagaya Voyager

Robby with Miss Glamorous in her bodysuit, which she later gifted to him.

Shortly after departing from Mars, Hatchi intends to take a shower, but encounters Miss Glamorous on Nagaya Voyager. Or so he thinks, as it promptly turns out to be Robby wearing her bodysuit, which she gave to him as a souvenir. Hatchi and Ikku, both slightly disgusted with how Robby is enjoying the suit by thinking how he was close to Miss Glamorous’s body on its other side, persuade him to take it off at last, stating her lingering heat (which is what Robby enjoys) will be overwritten like this.
Hatchi brings the conversation back to what he was intending to do and asks if he can borrow a bath towel, as his trip is unplanned and he didn’t have the chance to pack his own things. Robby pokes him a bit about how Hatchi is surely the kind of person who always overpacks (accusation not denied) until the latter admits he intended to buy his own, but due to the events that took place on Mars he didn’t manage to do it. Robby points out Hatchi still had time to buy a souvenir pot from Takotubo Land which leads to a short discussion about collecting items.

Hatchi at Takotubo Land.

Eventually, Ikku mentions Takotubo Land should have been selling towels too, to which Hatchi replies he didn’t find any he liked. Robby offers a towel with an octopus-type Martian pasted on it – yet another souvenir from the gift set from Miss Glamorous. Once splashed with water, the outfit of the Martian octopus-girl turns see-through. Hatchi refuses to take the towel and decides not to shower until they reach the next stage station planet, Haccone, where he will buy his own.

Yang’s ship

Allo lamenting the loss of his dream of meeting a Martian octopus.

On Yang’s ship, Gras and Allo are talking about how they almost reached Haccone, but had to turn back and go towards Mars instead. Allo laments the loss of his dream of being held by a Martian lady with eight tentacles, now made impossible by knowing Martians are not octopuses – Gras states at least he’s more lucky as the hot springs he wanted to visit still exist. The two agree that despite everything, they will go to Mars for Yang’s sake – for him, they will brave whatever, even the magma of Mount Everest. Yang chimes in saying Mount Everest is not a volcano and lectures them on its tectonic history, eventually stating he prefers Mount Fuji himself and promising a trip to hot springs provided Allo and Gras can capture Robby.

Yang receiving strawberry milk candy from Robby.

Yang then says the stock of “that thing” is running low, without specifying what he has in mind, which sends Allo and Gras into discussion about how it’s probably medicine for allergies. “The thing” turns out to be strawberry milk candy. As a temporary substitute, Allo offers self-made rainbow cotton candy. He recalls how as a child he was poor and on the one occasion he could afford the treat, he ended up dropping it into a puddle and it dissolved. The story makes Yang cry, but he says their dreams will no longer disappear even if they fall into a puddle. Allo and Gras loudly voice their support with “obtaining” Robby and more strawberry milk candy.

Nagaya Voyager

On Nagaya Voyager, Ikku prepares the ship for warping to Haccone.

Translation

Translation by currytantou. Original translator's notes are kept as references in the text.
Please click on "Show text" to read the translation.

00:01
Ikku: May Nagaya Voyager make a safe and successful landing on Mars. At the moment, breaking through the solar system and moving towards the Galaxy Highway. We’re preparing to warp. Preparing to warp!
Hatchi: (screams)
Ikku: Huh? Hey now, what’s the ruckus? Geez.
Hatchi: Ikku, we’re in trouble! We brought in something!
Ikku: Brought in what?
Hatchi: A Martian!
Ikku: Huh?
Hatchi: A glamorous Martian!
Ikku: A glamorous Martian..?
Hatchi: The octopus kind!
Ikku: Hey, hey! Martians are actually not octopus, remember? Actually, wasn’t it you guys who discovered the truth?
Hatchi: But when I walked in the shower room, I saw a glamorous octopus girl...! But that shouldn’t be possible, right...? Yeah. They are not octopus kind. In the first place, they couldn’t have gotten on this spaceship.. Calm down, me. Calm down, Hatchi.

00:58
Robby: Wohooo~
Ikku: Ahh! A glamorous Martian!
Robby: Mr. Sailor, how about a glass? Ahaha!
Hatchi: Ah, that’s right! How could I make this mistake?!
Robby: Ohohoho! Ehehehe!
Hatchi: I’m sorry, Ikku. We brought the glamorous body suits that the daughter of Mars Tourism Bureau's Chief wore.
Robby: Ahaha!~
Ikku: Huh, I can see that. Actually, hey, Robby! Why on earth are you wearing that voluptuous body suit?
Hatchi: Don’t tell me you stole that..?
Robby: Obviously not! Miss Glamorous gave it to me as a trip souvenir when we parted. Thinking of how I got glued close to Miss Glamorous’ voluptuous body on the other side of this suit..! Heheh! Gotta feel this suit up while her warmth still remains.
Hatchi: Ugh, so you’re into that?
Ikku: Yeah, what a pervert.
Hatchi: As expected.
Robby: What are you guys whispering about?
Hatchi: That aside, why don’t you take that off soon?
Ikku: Yeah. Frankly, wearing that doesn’t make you any more presentable visually too.
Robby: Huh, what do you mean?
Hatchi: Guess it yourself. You’re an adult, after all. Hurry up and take that off.
Robby: But I want to linger in the warm embrace of Miss Glamorous!
Hatchi: Isn’t it hot though? The more sweat you shed, her warmth will completely be overwritten. By that old man stench of yours, I mean.
Robby: Say what?! Uhh.. (sniffs) You’re right, the smell of this body suit seems familiar. (sniffs) Ahh, I know it! It’s the same smell as my pillow!
Ikku: Ugh! Not only does it look visually underwhelming, it even has an unpleasant smell! Sorry to everyone who’s listening.
Robby: Hm! Can you feel it? The scent of my adult pheromone from my pillow.
Ikku: Stop saying rubbish!

03:13
Hatchi: Anyway, can I borrow a bath towel?
Robby: Bath towel?
Hatchi: I was thinking of taking a shower.
Robby: Don’t you have your own?
Hatchi: I got on this spaceship unplanned to chase after you. In the first place, if I knew I’d be going on a space trip, I would have prepared and brought my own stuff.
Robby: Ahh, you’re the type who overpacks when going on a trip! Even though you usually don’t fall over, you bring bandages just in case. And a disinfectant while you’re at it. Don’t forget drugs for the stomach because again, why the heck not?! Drugs for migraine too! It might be hot so you bring short sleeve shirts but it could be cold so some jackets! You think you gotta pack more in case you need to change. And then you show up with so much luggage. On top of that, you reach the luggage limit at the counter and you go, “Ohh, what should I do?~”, so you have to let go of some stuff. You’re exactly the type who bother others and make us depart later than we’re supposed to.
Hatchi: Wha- There’s nothing wrong with packing up by assuming what could have happened.
Robby: All that and you didn’t actually use them in the end? Sounds stupid.
Hatchi: Still better than people who bother others because they didn’t bring what they’re supposed to!
Robby: Oh? Speaking about your current situation? You bring nothing and borrow from me.
Hatchi: I didn’t have any other choice! This all happened because you cannot pay your debt! That’s why I ended up here..!
Robby: Feel free to drop off and go back to Earth if you’re unhappy about it.
Hatchi: No, I’m not going back. I just want to borrow a bath towel. The truth is, I wanted to earn myself and buy it. But, things happened and I didn’t have the time for that.
Robby: Still, you managed to get that octopus pot, huh?
Hatchi: I mean...! It’s an octopus pot from Takotubo Land! Takotubo Land is now discontinued ever since the truth about Martian’s non-octopus identity is out. So, they can no longer produce it! This is good stuff! I have to get it!

05:00
Robby: Good grief. Every collector out there says similar things. Just like that boss of yours that you work part-time for.
Hatchi: What do you mean?
Robby: There’s various kinds of collections in Yang’s room too.
Ikku: Ah! Robby, have you gone inside his room before?
Robby: Room… but more like uh, his office? He has one of those odd looking woodcraft commonly found at tourist spots, and some strange paper lantern. And footprints that were said to be humankind’s first footstep on the Moon.
Hatchi: Uhh, Moon..?
Robby: Also...ah yeah! Game software that is not supposed to be on sale before its release date?! I think he also has a lame looking gigantic snow dome?
Hatchi: No need to belittle snow domes!
Robby: Uh, don’t tell me you collect snow domes?
Hatchi: Uhh, why not?! It’s not odd to collect snow domes! It’s a small and limitless miniature garden that compresses the scenery of a vast world into a small compact space!
Robby: Whoa, I didn’t know you’re a snow dome geek!
Ikku: Hey, Hatchi. Didn’t they sell any bath towels as souvenirs at Takotubo Land? Isn’t it common? The kind of towels with the name of that tourist spot solemnly printed on it? Or the kind that screams Yazawa era?
Hatchi: They do, but I couldn’t find any that I like.
Robby: Oh, you mean this?
Hatchi: Huh? Did you buy that?
Robby: Nah, I got this from Miss Glamorous too. One of the items in the souvenir gift set from Miss Glamorous.
Ikku: A towel with the illustration of an octopus-type Martian pasted on it. What a tacky souvenir, huh.
Robby: Plus, check it out! It says, “Made in Imabari"! Finest texture ever!
Hatchi: Was it made in Imabari? Even though it’s from Mars?
Robby: Imabari towels are famous throughout the universe.
Hatchi: What. I should’ve gotten that too.
Robby: Also! Check out how amazing it is when wet! Hold on. Splish splash~ Now, take a look! There! Sexy Dynamite~!
Ikku: Ugh, that huh? It’s a common thing with souvenir towels. How the outfits worn by the girl printed on the towel turns see-through when wet.
Hatchi: Really?
Ikku: Yeah. Unfortunately, I’ve seen this a lot at different tourist spots. Although well, that’s one odd towel for making the octopus bodysuit see-through.
Robby: People tend to be more accepting of eros when they’re on a trip. A trip is a perfect time for eros, no?
Ikku: What logic is that?! Not in this modern age!
Robby: Hmph! Modern age bullshit. I won’t give in ever. Even if it’s not interpreted that way, I will walk the path of my own! Anyway, Hatchi. I don’t mind lending this glamorous towel to you if you wanna shower.
Hatchi: I politely refuse.
Robby: Naww come on! I know you’re eager to use it! They might say you’re acting out of character, but I will cover up for you. Don’t hold yourself back and just use it.

09:09
Hatchi: That’s not the point. That towel is already soaking wet anyway.
Robby: You’re right. I wet it to make it look nude.
Ikku: Good grief. Like what I’ve been saying, they won’t get it if you express something that people can only understand visually.
Robby: Seriously, what are you yapping about? About visuals and the people not getting it?
Hatchi: Don’t worry. I can get a towel at the next post-station. I won’t shower until then. Apparently, there’s a planet known for its hot spring too.
Ikku: Oh! I expect nothing less from Hatchi! You must be talking about the tenth planet of the Galaxy Highway, Haccone.
Hatchi: Yeah.
Robby: Hmm. Hot spring, huh? Sounds good! Ikku, we definitely have to stop by that planet. At this point, we gotta check out every planet and I’m gonna buy every “see-through-when-it-gets-wet” towel!
Hatchi: After you’ve cleared all your debt, alright?
Robby: Ugh, why you gotta bring that up now?
Ikku: You always worry about the future, gee.
Robby: Alright, I’m gonna shower with this eros towel~ Haha! Ehehe! Ohohoho!~

09:17
Gras: Ahh, we’re getting further from Haccone..! Even though it was right in front of us! I wanted to get into the hot spring...
Allo: Don’t let something trivial ruin your mood, Gras. Even I was shocked to learn the truth that Martians are not octopus from the news.
Gras: But...
Allo: We can go to the hot spring anytime. But we cannot see octopus-type Martians anymore!
Gras: Scratch that, octopus-type Martians never existed in the first place...
Allo: In my head, they have always existed. I have always imagined being kissed on the cheek by those amazing lips of the Martian gals who work a cabaret managed by a Martian ma'am. Surrounded by the eight legs of theirs, oh what bliss! And now everything disappeared.
Gras: Huh, you dreamed of that?
Allo: Ahh, but it’s a dream that can never be a reality!
Gras: Right, that’s sad! I’m still considered lucky! Hot springs still exist!
Allo: That’s why we should follow Mr. Yang’s order and go to Mars to look for Robby! We’re going to Mars even though I know octopus type Martians no longer exist! Remember, if it’s for Mr. Yang, we will brave the flame and the ocean...!
Gras: Exactly!!
Allo: Yes! If it’s for Mr. Yang, we will go through wherever, be it Japan tourist spots or Mariana Archipelago tourist spots, even the magma of Mount Fuji and the magma of Mount Everest..!
Gras: Uhh, I know that Mount Fuji is a volcano but Mount Everest too?
Allo: Of course! Mount Everest is the highest mountain in the world! If Japan’s highest mountain is a volcano, how can Mount Everest not be a volcano? Won’t Mount Everest sound overwhelmingly weak character-wise if it is nothing more but a mere mountain, no?
Gras: You have a point...

11:00
Yang: Hey. You were babbling about Mount Everest having magma and it being a volcano, weren’t you?
Allo: Yesss!!! We did, Mr. Yang!
Gras: As expected from Mr. Yang! You have long ears!!
Allo: Hey, Gras! What are you calling Mr. Yang?
Gras: It’s a compliment.
Allo: Saying someone has long ears is not a compliment!
Gras: Huh?! Is that true?!
Yang: Boys, listen. Mount Fuji is a volcano but Mount Everest is not a volcano. Bear that in mind.
Allo & Gras: We didn’t know! As expected from Mr. Yang!
Yang: To begin with, the peak of Mount Everest is pointy, right? It doesn’t have a caldera.
Allo & Gras: You’re right...
Yang: Long time ago, Mount Everest was once a seafloor. It was an unbelievably huge bedrock. Due to the Mantle convection, the tectonic plate started to move. When the Mantle convection sank, the plate came in contact and started to protrude out. Many years have passed since then.
Allo & Gras: Huhhh.
Yang: How romantic.
Allo: Exactly, Mr. Yang!
Gras: So romantic!
Yang: But I prefer Mount Fuji over Mount Everest.
Allo: Why is that so, Mr. Yang?
Yang: Because it has a hole called caldera.
Allo: Hole, huh?
Gras: Hole... I don’t really get it but holes are amazing, Mr. Yang!
Allo: Yeah! Holes are amazing, Mr. Yang!
Yang: Also, if you dig a spot near a volcano, hot springs pop out. Listen. I’m gonna say it once again. If you dig a spot, hot springs pop out.
Allo & Gras: If you dig a spot, hot springs pop out?!
Yang: How romantic.
Allo: Yes!
Allo & Gras: Hot springs are romantic!
Yang: That’s why I love hot springs. I would never say no for a short visit.
Allo & Gras: Huh?
Yang: Rest assured. Eventually I’ll let you have a relaxing, calming, restful and leisurely trip of a several day hot spring trip.
Allo & Gras: Mr. Yang... As expected from Mr. Yang!
Yang: With the condition that you guys are to capture that fella Robby.
Allo: Got it, Mr. Yang!
Gras: We will definitely capture him!
Allo: For your sake, Mr. Yang!
Gras: For the sake of hot springs!
Allo: Hey, now!
Gras: O-only for Mr. Yang’s sake!

13:27
Yang: By the way, you guys. Our stock of that thing is running low.
Allo: That thing? What do you mean..?
Yang: You know what I’m talking about.
Allo: Huh? You mean arare?
Gras: No way he’s talking about arare!
Yang: It’s that thing!
Allo: Huh?! That thing, uhh... Hoo! I know it! You must be talking about Allegra! Mr Yang, are you allergic to pollen even in space?
Yang: Huh?
Allo: As expected from Mr. Yang! You might not look like it, but you care so much!
Gras: Huh, I would use Alesion for pollen allergy.
Allo: Nah, it gotta be Allegra!
Gras: No, it’s Alesion!
Allo: Allegra!
Gras: No, Alesion!
Allo: Allegra!
Gras: Alesion!
Allo: Like I said, Allegra!
Gras: Alesion!!
Yang: Enough, you guys.
Allo & Gras: Yes, Mr. Yang!
Yang: I don’t have a pollen allergy.
Allo & Gras: Huh? Is that so, Mr. Yang?
Allo: I’m allergic to ragweed.
Gras: Mugwort for me.
Allo: It’s tough!
Gras: It is, really.
Yang: Your allergies don't interest not only me but also everyone who is listening.
Gras: Those who are listening, huh?
Allo: Huh?
Gras: Where are they?
Allo: Figure it out already!
Gras: Ahh..! Yes, right!
Yang: Never mind that. This is that thing that I’m talking about.

14:37
Allo: Uhh, with all due respect, Mr. Yang. I think people who are listening only get even more confused if you’re being vague and say “this thing” “that thing”... If you could be so kind as to explain what’s going on..!
Yang: How about this? This is that thing. (munches)
Allo: Ah! It’s a quiz where you guess what sound it is!
Gras: That crunchy sound..! This is..!
Allo: This is..!
Allo & Gras: Strawberry milk candy munching sound! (correct answer sound effect) Yay!
Allo: Which means...!
Gras: That thing refers to strawberry milk candy?!
Yang: Yeah. We’re running low.
Allo: That sounds like trouble! Gras, we gotta replenish our strawberry milk candy!
Gras: But, where do they sell it?
Allo: You’re supposed to look for that place!
Gras: Uhh, yes..!
Yang: However, capturing Robby is the bigger priority.
Allo: You’re right, Mr. Yang. We’ll go to Mars in order to capture him and at the same time, we’re going to obtain strawberry milk candy! Roger that, Gras?
Gras: Uhh, why me?
Allo: Did you forget your gratitude for Mr. Yang already? If it’s for Mr. Yang..!
Gras: We’ll brave the flame and the ocean!
Allo: Be it Japan tourist spots or Mariana Archipelago tourist spots!
Gras: Even the magma of Mount Fuji..!
Allo: Even the magma of Mount Everest..!
Yang: Like I said! Mount Everest is not a volcano!
Allo: Ughh, I’m sorry, Mr. Yang...
Gras: I remember that! Mount Fuji has a hole. And if you dig a spot near a volcano, hot springs pop out.
Yang: Exactly, Gras. You did well keeping that information inside that small brain of yours.
Gras: Yes!
Allo: Uhh..! Gras received a compliment..! I can do that too! Mr. Yang, I, Allo, will make sure to procure strawberry milk candy! Until then, please endure with my cotton candy!
Yang: Cotton candy?
Allo: I have a cotton candy maker! Now I can make rainbow cotton candy!
Yang: Rainbow..?

16:44
Allo: A cotton candy from my past memory. I lived a poor childhood, and had always wanted to have cotton candy sold at the stand when festivals were held by the shrine. One day, I was given some allowance. I ran to the stand as I tightly gripped the coin inside my small hand. And I was finally able to buy it! However, after I bought it, I... I...
Gras: What happened after you bought it?
Allo: I bumped into my friend who was running and I fell. I dropped the cotton candy I just bought into a puddle... (sobs)
Yang: A memory from your childhood...
Allo: Yes. A rainbow cotton candy that melted into the puddle. It disappeared soon, fleeting like my dream. But now that I have obtained a cotton candy maker! I can eat it anytime!
Gras: Mr. Yang is crying from your story!
Yang: Allo, turn that away. Take care of it.
Allo: Yes, Mr. Yang!
Yang: However, our dreams now will not disappear even if we fall into a puddle!
Allo & Gras: Yes, Mr. Yang!
Yang: To realize that, I am going to obtain him!
Allo & Gras: We’re going to obtain him!
Yang: And of course, that thing too.
Allo: Yes! We’re going to..
Allo & Gras: ...obtain strawberry milk candy too!
Yang: Yeah. Because I have a precious memory about strawberry milk candy.

18:41
Robby: (hums)
Ikku: Ugh, Robby. Taking a shower in the space and humming while he’s at it. It’s annoying to see him in a good mood.
Hatchi: Ikku, you don’t need showers, right. You’re a robot anyway.
Ikku: Well, yeah. I have an automatic cleaning installed too.
Hatchi: Hmm! So, can we warp? Then we can go to the Galaxy Highway and visit the stage stations.
Ikku: Yeah, we have enough fuel supply from Mars.
Hatchi: How much longer until we reach the next planet?
Ikku: Enough time to watch two full movies. That said, I’m gonna watch some videos.
Hatchi: And I will...explore this spaceship!
Robby: Hmm hmm! (hums) Uh, what song is this again? Uhh, never mind. (hums)
Ikku: This and that happened, and we’re supposed to continue our trip to the next planet with this Nagaya Voyager but...I shall let you know what happens after that next time!

Definitions

• Galaxy Highway
  
• Nagaya Voyager
  
• Stage Station Planet
  
• Strawberry Milk Candy
  
• Warp
  

Music

• [00:00] Galaxy space (opening sequence)
  
• [00:58] Beauty (Robby walks out in an octopus suit)
  
• [02:12] Conversation (Hatchi and Ikku realise it’s not a real Martian)
  
• [03:25] Up tempo (Robby rants about how Hatchi surely overpacks for travel)
  
• [05:08] Melancholy (Robby remembers his visit to Yang’s office)
  
• [06:25] Jazzy (Robby presents a towel he got from Miss Glamourous)
  
• [08:33] Excite (Hatchi talks about visiting Haccone)
  
• [11:00] Yang (Yang walks in on Allo and Gras talking about Mt. Fuji)
  
• [12:20] Allo & Gras (Allo and Gras continue to talk to Yang about calderas, volcanos and hot springs)
  
• [13:30] Heart (talking about strawberry milk candy stock running low)
  
• [15:04] Funny (Yang gives his crew hints about what exactly is running low)
  
• [16:46] Emotion (Allo talks about a sad event from his childhood)
  
• [18:51] Journey (Hatchi and Ikku discuss what they will do until they reach the next planet)
  

Quotes

Ikku: Actually, hey, Robby! Why on earth are you wearing that voluptuous body suit?

Hatchi: Don’t tell me you stole that..?
Robby: Obviously not! Miss Glamorous gave it to me as a trip souvenir when we parted. Thinking of how I got glued close to Miss Glamorous’s voluptuous body on the other side of this suit..! Heheh! Gotta feel this suit up while her warmth still remains.
Hatchi: Ugh, so you’re into that?
Ikku: Yeah, what a pervert.

Hatchi: As expected.

Robby: Hmm. Hot spring, huh? Sounds good! Ikku, we definitely have to stop by that planet. At this point, we gotta check out every planet and I’m gonna buy every “see-through-when-it-gets-wet” towel!

Hatchi: After you’ve cleared all your debt, alright?

Robby: Ugh, why you gotta bring that up now?

Yang: Long time ago, Mount Everest was once a seafloor. It was an unbelievably huge bedrock. Due to the Mantle convection, the tectonic plate started to move. When the Mantle convection sank, the plate came in contact and started to protrude out. Many years have passed since then.

Allo & Gras: Huhhh.
Yang: How romantic.
Allo: Exactly, Mr. Yang!

Gras: So romantic!

Trivia & References

Note: Some trivia notes were added in the translation text by the translator. This section covers only things that were not already included.

Robby: Imabari towels are famous throughout the universe.

Imabari has led the towel industry for 130 years.

Towels which reveal a different side to their original print are called Fushigi Towels.

Both Ikku and Yang break the fourth wall in this track – Ikku by apologising to the listeners for Robby’s weird behaviour towards the octopus bodysuit and seeing them out at the end of the track, Yang by stating Allo’s and Gras’s allergies don’t interest those who are listening.