1.03 Feel Love, Narcissus!

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1.03 Feel Love, Narcissus!
Feel Love, Narcissus!
Kana 愛せよ、ナルシス!
Romaji Aiseyo, Narushisu!
English Feel Love, Narcissus!
Episode # LOVE! Season One Episode Three
First Aired January 20, 2015
Screenplay Natsuko Takahashi
Storyboard Yasuhiro Kimura
Director Yasuhiro Kimura
Chief Animation Director Yasuyuki Noda
Animation Director Mina Osawa
Assistant Animation Director
Location(s) The Kurotama Bath
Binan High School
The Earth Defense Club's Room
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Binan High School is about to hold its monthly Pretty Boy Contest. The members of the Defense Club aren't particularly interested in the competition, but start the strategy meeting to lead the "Earth Defense Club's Strongest, Sexiest Zaou" to victory against the student council, whom they have a small rivalry with. Behind the scenes, Lord Zundar and the others have their eye on the ballet club advisor, who is spiraling in his attempts to become #1 Pretty Boy. On the day of the contest, as the winner is about to be announced...

Synopsis[edit]

The Kurotama Bath[edit]

Moteo Kurotori in the Kurotama's changing room.

Moteo Kurotori narrates about his likes and dislikes, before announcing that he'll win the title of Binan High School's #1 Pretty Boy. He pirouettes as En and Atsushi enter the changing room, and his towel falls to the floor. The boys look away, disgusted. Yumoto is confused why they would look away. After getting dressed off screen, Mr. Kurotori leaves the Kurotama.
In the bath, En and Atsushi discuss how the principal hired a ballet dance club advisor instead of a volleyball club advisor by accident. They then discuss the monthly Pretty Boy Contests.

Binan High School[edit]

School Grounds[edit]

Ryuu and Io are approached by Mr. Kurotori, who propositions them to join the Ballet Club. They consider joining, since when he's prompted Mr. Kurotori says there are profits from merchandise and 90% of ballet fans are women.
The student council oversees this, and Akoya says he had also been pestered to join the club. Kinshirou notes that the club doesn't have any members, and so they will have to shut it down. However, Ibushi notes that Mr. Kurotori probably isn't trying to recruit members, and instead is trying to build an army of fans to vote for him in the aforementioned contest.

Classroom 2-B[edit]

Io completes some calculations and determines he won't join the Ballet Club as it's not a good prospect, and Ryuu decides not to join because his ratio of being surrounded by girls would go down. A representative of the Pretty Boy Contest comes along and passes out forms to vote. Akoya teases Ryuu from the back of the classroom.

School Grounds[edit]

Yumoto is intercepted by Mr. Kurotori to join the Ballet Club. However, his attention is taken by the quality of the paper that Mr. Kurotori's flyers were printed on.

Club Room[edit]

Ryuu crumpling up one of Mr. Kurotori's flyers.

Yumoto is folding all the clubs' flyers into paper airplanes, to determine which club he should join based off distance. The Ballet Club's flyer glides the farthest. Wombat is disappointed that he'd think of joining another club, as he used Mr. Tawarayama to submit the paperwork and make the Defense Club official. Yumoto explains he's bored because Wombat only allows cuddles once a day.
The discussion turns to the Pretty Boy Contest. Ryuu says he can't stand the idea of losing to Akoya. He speculates that the student council members get groups of students to vote for them, as the previous month he tied for third place with Akoya. En's interest is piqued, and so he decides to lead the club in a strategy meeting to get votes away from the student council because he's bored.
The club goes over what the definition of true popularity is, determining that they need to be popular with boys instead of girls, before coming up with a list of three requirements to be popular with men.

Gymnasium[edit]

En in the middle of his arm-wrestling match.

En enters an arm wrestling competition against a member of the wrestling team. He is able to win by winking at his opponent.

Bathroom[edit]

Io approaches a student at the urinals and asks what he thinks of him. The student is confused, before Io asks again and reveals his very large bank statement. The rest of the Defense Club observes from over a stall.

Class 1-A[edit]

Ryuu approaches a set of triplets who are on cleaning duty, asking if they want a big brother and if they enjoy cleaning. They say that they don't, so Ryuu takes away their cleaning supplies, breaking a broom and a desk in the process, before leaving the classroom with them in tow.
The student council observes from the hall.

Gymnasium[edit]

Mr. Kurotori bemoans that no one showed up to his rally after he made a showing at the arm wrestling tournament. Lord Zundar and the student council observe from the balcony, before transforming and turning Mr. Kurotori into a monster.

School Grounds[edit]

The Pretty Boy Contest is underway, with everyone casting their votes. The wrestler, boy from the bathroom, and the triplets approach the Defense Club and say that they have their votes.
As the winner is going to be announced, the Black Swan Monster jumps onto the stage and announces himself the winner. He hits the student body with a feather to the heart, and all the boys swarm below him.
Caerula Adamas watches from on top of a stadium light, while Lord Zundar explains the plan.

Yumoto sending out his attack, Scarlet Lumiere.
Kinshirou and Lord Zundar looking on at the aftermath of the battle.

The members of the Defense Club transform, catching the attention of the Black Swan Monster. The monster dodges Yumoto's attack, before sending out an attack of his own. The Battle Lovers sans Yumoto develop feelings for the monster and bicker over who loves him the most. Yumoto meanwhile says he doesn't understand these feelings, and is unaffected. He gives the monster a hug and says it feels better to love than to be loved, and his speech confuses the rest of the Battle Lovers enough that the spell wears off.
The Battle Lovers combine their Love Sticks, and Yumoto performs the Love Attack and Love Shower, leaving Mr. Kurotori laying in the dirt.
Caerula Adamas looks on from the stadium light, wondering who the Battle Lovers are.

The Kurotama Bath[edit]

Gora is outside chopping wood and asks Yumoto how the water is, to which he responds that it's perfect again.
En wonders what everyone washes first when they get into the bath, and everyone shares this information.

Characters[edit]

Definitions[edit]

Music[edit]

Quotes[edit]

En: I saw nothing.

Atsushi: Let's say we saw nothing.
En: That's just what he wants.

Yumoto: How come? You could see Mr. Kurotori's entire--
Ryuu: Speaking of which, this pretty boy contest... When is it again?

Io: Every month on the 27th. "Binanshi" means Pretty Boy Day.

En: Isn't "27" more like "two-na," which makes "Tuna" Day?
En: A battle between the Earth Defense Club's "#1 Hustler" Zaou vs. the student council's "Chief Narcissist" Gero.
En: The point is, there's value in being a man loved by men!

Ryuu: He said it outright.
Yumoto: Oh! But now that you mention it, when I watch yakuza flicks, my heart always flutters at the sight of a young gang leader.

Atsushi: Did you just come out?!
Lord Zundar: With this plan, we will create a world where boys love boys, thus allowing no one to create any progeny! Now, the Earth will fall to ruin.
Ryuu: Damn! I wanna hug it!

Io: I'll pay money for it!

En: I want to marry it!

Trivia & References[edit]

The pink bars before the title card have the text:
眉難びなん高校では開校以来伝統的に美男子コンテストが行われていた
その歴史は古く、旧制中学時代より毎月行われ1579回を数えていた
Binan High School has traditionally held a beauty contest since it first opened.
It has a long history, having been held monthly since the days of the old junior high system, totaling 1,579 times.

The blue bars at the end of the episode have the text:

生徒会長・草津錦史郎死ぬほどカレーが嫌い
彼に何があったのか?それはまた別の話
Student Council President Kinshirou Kusatsu hates curry to death.
What happened to him? That's another story.
The principal wanted to hire an advisor for the volleyball club, but accidentally hired Mr. Kurotori, a ballet dance club advisor. In Japanese, volleyball is バレーボール (bareebooru) and ballet is バレエ (barei). This is referenced again in the second season.
The previous month's contest had Kinshirou in first place, Ibushi in second, and Akoya and Ryuu tied for third.
Mr. Kurotori's flyers read "Binan High School Pretty Boy Contest Prince of Black Swannie. Cast a pure vote for Prince Kurotori." The text is in three fonts, and overlaid over his face with closed eyes and puckered lips.
En: They also say that women betray, but men do not.

Io: Although money is even more loyal.

Throughout the series, it is hinted that Io has a tragic backstory, though the full details are never revealed.
Yumoto: Oh! But now that you mention it, when I watch yakuza flicks, my heart always flutters at the sight of a young gang leader.

Atsushi: Did you just come out?!

This line establishes that Yumoto is canonically not straight.
Ryuu has the strength to chop a desk in half while not transformed.
Before the Love Attack, the Black Swan Monster and Battle Lovers are on the roof of the school. During the Love Attack, Yumoto is shown on dirt (stock footage) but the Black Swan Monster is still shown on the roof. However, after the Love Shower, Mr. Kurotori and the Battle Lovers are back on the ground.
The winner of the contest is never revealed, and this is referenced in one of the bonus shorts. Also revealed is Atsushi's requirement to being popular with men: being a good cook.
Before getting into the bath, Atsushi washes his neck first, Yumoto washes his arms, Ryuu washes his armpits, and Io also washes the nape of his neck. En doesn't reveal what he washes first.